Sunday, July 26, 2009

WRAHW meat: Drug Addict Uses Own Face As Fishing Bait



"Anglers fishing off west pier, South Beach, Blyth, Northumbria were horrified to watch a man slice off strips of his own face and use them as fishing bait. A local angler said "This guy turns up and realises he's forgot his fishing bait. Next thing you know he pulls out a knife and cuts off a small stip of skin, puts it on his hook and casts out. He didn't seem to be in any pain so we assumed he must be on something and decided to leave him alone".

One angler who was brave enough to approach the man told us "He told me he got the idea from the old practise of using bacon rind for fishing bait. Within 10 minutes of his first cast he hauled up a 1lb whiting, several others followed including a 7lb cod. It was amazing nobody else was catching anything yet he was pulling them out like there was no tomorrow". Sadly for the unnamed angler there was no tomorrow as he passed out and died though loss of blood.

Blyth has long suffered from its drug problem and the council is worried that copycat drug addicts will follow. The use of human flesh has since been banned from local fishing competitions for legal reasons."

3 comments:

  1. Waaaaa! Dat iz well sikkk!!

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  2. What a stupid fucking idiot.

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